I like nice people that do illegal things.
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
in all my years i have never finished a pencil
im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars
is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it
i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful